Shit I Sometimes Say? ... Shit

 Although my main thing is always ask people to hold stuff for me because my hands are always full. :/

 "Can you hold this for a second? Thanks"

 Oh and I also say twinzies quite often too, but kind of as a joke? Not sure... This video is making me rethink my existence as a girl.

Modern Day Sid and Nancy in Rihanna's "We Found Love" Music Video

 Ah, this video just reminds me of Sid and Nancy (screen shots below). If anyone hasn't seen the movie, you definitely should.

Also, anyone find it a bit odd/funny that the guy has bleached blonde hair like Chris Brown does? HAAAAA, awkward? Comment on their relationship? I think so.

Anyways this video is hot, Rihanna is hot, the dude in it is hot, and it is very visually pleasing with fireworks, sparklers, projections on the wall over Rihanna, etc... I'm a fan.

On to Sid and Nancy Screen Shots! Why? ... Why not?!

(btw these are screen shots I did myself, so don't steal please)

Every Now and Then

 Wherever you stop along the way 

 I hope the wind blows you back into my life

Ryan Gosling Saves the Day with his Beauty... or his Biceps

Just an average day in NYC, two men fighting in the street over a painting? Okay okay thats a little weird, but its NYC so there's gonna be some weirdos. I love how the girl filming asks "is this really happening?" BEFORE RYAN GOSLING AND HIS BICEPS SHOW UP! Then seriously, out-of-fucking-nowhere a man wearing a blue baseball cap and a blue and white striped tank worn specifically to show off his gleeming arm muscles. OHAI thats Ryan Gosling. One of the girls on recording the thing states "You know who that is, right?... thats the guy from the movie...The Notebook" then the other one freaks out, its beautiful. Maybe then she realized her video would be a youtube gem. Well, maybe not a gem, but TMZ and other news sites have used it. Pretty baller if you ask me... Maybe I'll start a fight with someone in the street next time I'm in NYC and hope for some dashing celebrity to come cool me down. HEH HEH HEH. I am so sneaky... but seriously.



TIME states "It's not enough that Ryan Gosling is appearing in almost every movie hitting theaters this year, now he's turning up in amateur videos of street fights." [Link] Hahaha!

The NY Daily News also makes a clever remark "When he's not bringing peace to the New York streets, the actor has been spending his time upstate filming 'The Place Beyond The Pines.'" [Link]

Several other sites, have referred to this occurrence as "Ryan Gosling Breaks Up Street Fight with Biceps of Peace". [Link] Bloody Brilliant.

Anyways, sorry I'm a little late on the bandwagon to blog about this, but I've had other shit to do. :)

And while we are on the topic of RyGos and him being a sweetheart saving the day, lets check him out being in asshole in the new clip released for George Clooney's The Ides of March... Every girl loves an asshole, or maybe the phrase is every girl loves Ryan Gosling.

Can you say SEXY (x1000)?

Tyler Shields, you my friend have created a masterpiece of sexiness! This video, which seems to be a compilations of different video shoots including many extremely attractive celebrities and models, really caught my attention. It might be partially due to the fact that "All I Need" by Radiohead is quite possibly my favorite song in existence (I know, this is a strong claim to make, but I know what I am saying... I mean come on, its Radiohead). But in reality the rawness of the image really what has me interested, I'm not quite sure how to describe the quality of the image other than the word "raw". The image is crisp for the most part, but it doesn't quite have that professional feel to it and in this case I think it completely works, it makes the viewer feel as if they are right there in the same space as the subjects. Kudos Mr. Shields for giving me something worth writing about (since I haven't updated in a while).

After watching this video I was extremely intrigued in what other work Shields has done. So I read his wiki page and checked out his website. Here are some of my favorite photos of his I found, which are all rather sexy, of course:












This man is also a bit crazy and decided to stay awake for 40 days, 968 consecutive hours, in November of 2010. Sadly "Guinness World Records officials say they won't recognize his stunt because it's so difficult to prove and so dangerous to try, Shields believes he more than doubled existing sleep-related records." (AOL News) He also said "Would I advise anyone to do it? No, I wouldn't. Would I do it again? No, I won't break my own record. But I think it's pretty awesome."

This guy is way too cool, end of story.
Check out his website and portfolio: TylerShields.com
Every photo oozes sex, its brilliant.

The Beginning of Some Scary Internet Relations

Have you ever wanted to make out with that anonymous guy or girl you met on WoW? Or maybe some hottie you came across on Chat Roulette?

Yeah... me neither. But that doesn't mean that some people haven't.

Check out this bro who has invented a device so you can MAKE OUT with people over the internet. NO JOKE!


The Awesome Blog.net explains that "you put a straw in your mouth that’s attached to a box connected to the interwebs. Then, roll that straw around with your tongue and your lucky someone somewhere else on the planet feels that sensation from a straw in their mouth attached to a box connected to the interwebs."

This sounds so unsexy to me... And really, I can't imagine it actually feeling like making out. Can you imagine what other kind of touch transmission devices are going to be invented now?! People will literally be putting their dicks into boxes! No one will ever leave their house! Think of all the people who find "true love" on the internet, now people are going to be finding hook-up buddies?! THAT THEY NEVER MEET IN PERSON?!

I mean pretty soon there is gonna be the iHorny or the iWantSex. I can just imagine Apple vs Windows competing for sex utensils for the internet. I'm seriously scared for humanity.

But maybe... on the bright side STDs won't be an issue, right?

Bizness

So my fabulous friend Michelle sent me this music video tonight. It's Tune-Yards' song "Bizness". Once again I found myself wishing I was as bad ass as a kid (the previous instance was with Willow Smith). Anyways, I think I found my tribe and/or cult if I were to have one (and if the people in this video actually were apart of a tribe/cult). I constantly wonder what I'm going to do with my life after college, and this is it. I'm going to wear face paint and make weird faces. I already love doing these two things so why didn't I realize this sooner. Oh and I also love dancing weird and staccato-like, OH AND FREEZING TIME...

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the video as much as I did.


... On a completely separate side-note (that might be overly redundant) ha! ... I had a machete named after me tonight. THANK YOU STEPHEN CODEKAS FOR MAKING MY DREAMS COME TRUE.


UPDATE:

What did I get myself into?

ST. PATTY'S DAY

Okay so I'm a little bit drunk, but as I was laying my head down on my pillow to rest for the night I remembered that I wanted to make a Saint Patrick's Day post. And I deserve to because I am IRISH. Seriously, my mom's maiden name is McCormack! So here it is, as drunk as it should be. ;)

So last night I watched Leprechaun 5:In tha Hood with a couple of my friends. I gotta say this is a BAD FUCKING ASS movie. The Leprechaun speaks in rhymes the whole time, he smokes weed, he fucks shit up, he is my hero.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX0qvCEcTWw (sorry, it won't let me embed it)

I gotta say, so many quotable lines that I will be using the rest of my life.

• "We're like Robin Hood, cept we robbin' tha hood"
• "Curious aroma... tha BOMB??? , aaaah tha bomb: a friend with weed is a friend indeed. But a friend with gold is the best I'm told"
• "Chow get down hard with his funky self.... Chow has the music in ME!"

I mean maybe, JUST MAYBE, I should have watched the first 4 before I watched the 5 sequel, but oh-fucking-well. I mean Ice-T stars in this movie, and he is basically a family friend 'cause my dad took photographs of him in the 80s (maybe 90s). Anyways, fo'reals in my house we have a gold record of Ice-T's hanging for errrrbody to see.THATS HOW BAD-ASS MY FAMILY IS. BUUUUUUT now all I want to see is Leprechaun 6:BACK IN THA HOOD.

So to celebrate today I made people coffee, cause some unfortunate fuckers still have finals (may the lord be with you) then I FINALLY got my eyebrows DID, I officially look like a human being again. Then I went searching for birthday shit ie) shoes and a dress. I ended finding these sexy-ass shoes that I TOTALLY LOVE. So I'm stoked, I'm gonna look hot in Vegas (in one week) I also tried on about 20 things from Urban Outfitters and nothing looked good on me, they are officially going down the shit hole. Good luck staying in business, my friend. I did buy a shirt though, but I dunno if I will wear it in Veg-ass... Czech out tha' new shoez:


&



DASSS RIGHT. I'm super excited for Veg-ass.

Also after Da-Lovely roommate, Paige, was off werk we went to McDonald's for some Shamrock Shakes. Fuck Yeah. The only REAL way to celebrate an Irish Holiday. And for the rest of my night I drank a fawdie, iced some bros, and drunk facebooked. I gotta say this was a good Saint Patrick's Day. Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig!

PS- In my drunken state I made Dave Franco my backround image on my laptop. The best part is... I'm borrowing my dad's laptop cause my screen is getting fixed. Sorry dad! (or you're welcome) also I'll probably forget about this in the morning, pleasant surprise? Yussss.

You're Just too Good to Be True

James Franco getting a twitter/facebook was the worst/best thing that ever happened.

Paige, my lovely roommate, has to deal with me always saying "Oh man, you have to see this" a month ago this was usually referring to YouTube videos with cats in them, but ever since James Franco began posting photos and videos I am now usually referring to him. I HAVE REPLACED CATS WITH JAMES FRANCO. This is no bueno... cats should always come first. The worst part is sometimes the two collide, then SHIT GETS REAL. I'm beginning to think I should just change this blog to be only about me and James Franco, then it would be a little more focused than me just blogging about random shit (but mostly James Franco) ... oh well. World, you're just gonna have to deal.

Now onto the point of the entry. James Franco posts this video of him humming and then singing along to Frankie Valli's "Can't Take My Eyes Off You". Although he is basically asleep, it's still adorable. Why? Because he is James Franco

James Franco on WhoSay

So after I watched that, I OF COURSE thought of Heath Ledger's rendition of the song from 10 Things I Hate About You (my favorite rom-com in existence)... For your viewing pleasure here is the late and great Heath Ledger stealing every woman's heart... probably a couple guy's hearts as well.


After watching this video, I thought to myself (and out loud to my roommate). What if someone actually did this for me? ... Well I would have to say if you aren't Heath Ledger, or a Franco, (which you probably aren't since Heath is dead and no Franco is reading my blog. No one reads my blog let alone a Franco. Aaaand lets be honest for at least one second: no Franco would do this for me even if they were reading my blog. I may hope and dream, but it ain't gonna happen) don't do this. It will end up being creepy. I would be freaked out. Maybe thats just me and my commitment/relationship issues speaking. Don't get me wrong, I would be flattered, but seriously a whole band playing the song? I would feel obligated to date the person who did this for me, and lets be real this performance/display of affection could never be topped so just don't go there.

Okay, so I officially have "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" stuck in my head. Lets give Frankie Valli some credit for creating a song that I will probably be singing all week long, cause (secretly) I'm going to watch the James Franco video at least five more times in the next week, I may even have to watch 10 Things I Hate About You. I mean fuck it, its spring break I can do whatever I please and I happen to like watch attractive men sing (to me).

Here's the OG song:

Which I'm going to note that the video has 3,619 "Likes" and only 26 "Dislikes". You 26 weird-ass, dumb-ass, nasty-ass people who disliked this song can suck my cock, or whatever, basically you are dumb and I disapprove of your existence.

So basically ever since I watched the James Franco video I have been humming and singing this song all day. And as a joke (or for reals) I turned to Paige, my roommate (the lovely one), as I was dramatically belting the song and paused to say "I'm gonna sing this song at my wedding" the look she gave me was a mixture of pure horror and slight disgust, so I think all systems-a-go for the day I actually decide to settle down and get married. I'll most likely be drunk, or at least drinking, so why not? I hope some police chase after me and try to escort me from my own wedding. That would be YouTube GOLD. Gimme 10 years. YouTube, if you're still around you better be ready for this.

Last thing I have to say: Muse covered this song too?!


I just started singing the song again and this is the response I get "I'm going go to bed before I punch you" -Paige Smith

Lady Gaga Bein' All Sweet

At a recent show (about a week ago) in Toronto, Lady Gaga sang "Born this Way" with 10 year old Maria Aragon, a youtube sensation who recently covered Gaga. This is absolutely adorable and shows just how big the Lady's heart is and how she genuinely loves her fans. She realizes she wouldn't be anything with out her fans and pays her respect to them. I love Lady Gaga and everything she does. She rages, she fights for great causes, and she is an absolute sweetheart. Long live Lady Gaga.



Here is Maria's original video which she only posted on February 16th and now has over 20 million views!