The Beginning of Some Scary Internet Relations

Have you ever wanted to make out with that anonymous guy or girl you met on WoW? Or maybe some hottie you came across on Chat Roulette?

Yeah... me neither. But that doesn't mean that some people haven't.

Check out this bro who has invented a device so you can MAKE OUT with people over the internet. NO JOKE!


The Awesome Blog.net explains that "you put a straw in your mouth that’s attached to a box connected to the interwebs. Then, roll that straw around with your tongue and your lucky someone somewhere else on the planet feels that sensation from a straw in their mouth attached to a box connected to the interwebs."

This sounds so unsexy to me... And really, I can't imagine it actually feeling like making out. Can you imagine what other kind of touch transmission devices are going to be invented now?! People will literally be putting their dicks into boxes! No one will ever leave their house! Think of all the people who find "true love" on the internet, now people are going to be finding hook-up buddies?! THAT THEY NEVER MEET IN PERSON?!

I mean pretty soon there is gonna be the iHorny or the iWantSex. I can just imagine Apple vs Windows competing for sex utensils for the internet. I'm seriously scared for humanity.

But maybe... on the bright side STDs won't be an issue, right?

Wear an Ear Condom Next Time

As I write this I am listening to Judas by Lady Gaga for the first time. I have to say its catchy I really like the song, I like the "ahhh-AAAAHH-aaaah" part right before the chorus, listen to the song and you will know what I mean. It is reminiscent of Bad Romance, but I'm not sold on the chorus. I feel like it goes from an edgy song, to the familiar pop chorus. However, I still know that after many listens I will be in love with this song. Also I can't wait for the music video for this song there is going to be some great religious iconography mixed with some controversy. When I think about it "music video" might be the wrong term for the short-music-inspired films Lady Gaga creates.

The song has a creepy undertone, which I'm a fan of. If anyone knows me they can attest I LOVE CREEPY.

Okay so the song just ended, and I love the ending. The line "JUD-AS-GAGA" is used repeatedly in the song, I usually think its weird when musicians use their own names in their songs ie) Sean Paul (who can't get enough of his own name) but Lady Gaga does it tastefully somehow. Maybe its because its not a "real" name, or maybe its because she usually shortens it to "Gaga"... whatever I like it.

Listen to it, give me your opinion if you feel like it. Enjoy.



UPDATE:
After 5 listens on itunes and reading through the lyrics I'M OBSESSED. I just bought the song on iTunes, and I never buy my music! (What?! I'm a poor college student)

I'm literally going to listen to this song on repeat all day as I flesh out my outline for my screenplay and drink coffee.
Also, I like the chorus now... maybe I'm crazy?

My favorite lines:
"Even after three times, he betrays me"

"I've learned our love is like a brick
build a house or sink a dead body"

"In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense
Judas kiss me if offenced, or wear an ear condom next time"

OH THE CHORUS HAS GROWN ON ME: "I'm just a holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel"

GAAAAAH I LOVE IT, LADY GAGA IS MY SAVIOR



UPDATE #2: ... I wasn't kidding


http://www.last.fm/user/pandarexia

iPhone

I dropped my Blackberry about a month ago and it somehow broke the audio and messed up the operating system so that the camera application wouldn't open. I could make calls, I just couldn't hear people on the other end. Its awkward having a one way conversation. I couldn't take photos (this really killed me).

I've never actually broken a phone completely though. I dropped my first Blackberry in the jacuzzi... but that thing still works today. Its a little fucked up but it works better than my second Blackberry.

Today I made the switch. After a whole month of torture being unable to call my family and my friends; always having to ask others to borrow their phone so I could call; being limited to texting loooong ass stories; I finally made the switch. I walked into AT&T with the intention of completing a mission. My upgrade wasn't for another two weeks, but I showed them who was boss. I said, "Give me the latest and greatest iPhone, bitch" And my wish was their command.

I am happy again. I was born and raised an Apple girl, and I am back in the comfort of my homeland. I tested the waters with a Windows computer, I tried out the Blackberry phones, but here I am back in the warm embrace of Steve Jobs.