ST. PATTY'S DAY

Okay so I'm a little bit drunk, but as I was laying my head down on my pillow to rest for the night I remembered that I wanted to make a Saint Patrick's Day post. And I deserve to because I am IRISH. Seriously, my mom's maiden name is McCormack! So here it is, as drunk as it should be. ;)

So last night I watched Leprechaun 5:In tha Hood with a couple of my friends. I gotta say this is a BAD FUCKING ASS movie. The Leprechaun speaks in rhymes the whole time, he smokes weed, he fucks shit up, he is my hero.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX0qvCEcTWw (sorry, it won't let me embed it)

I gotta say, so many quotable lines that I will be using the rest of my life.

• "We're like Robin Hood, cept we robbin' tha hood"
• "Curious aroma... tha BOMB??? , aaaah tha bomb: a friend with weed is a friend indeed. But a friend with gold is the best I'm told"
• "Chow get down hard with his funky self.... Chow has the music in ME!"

I mean maybe, JUST MAYBE, I should have watched the first 4 before I watched the 5 sequel, but oh-fucking-well. I mean Ice-T stars in this movie, and he is basically a family friend 'cause my dad took photographs of him in the 80s (maybe 90s). Anyways, fo'reals in my house we have a gold record of Ice-T's hanging for errrrbody to see.THATS HOW BAD-ASS MY FAMILY IS. BUUUUUUT now all I want to see is Leprechaun 6:BACK IN THA HOOD.

So to celebrate today I made people coffee, cause some unfortunate fuckers still have finals (may the lord be with you) then I FINALLY got my eyebrows DID, I officially look like a human being again. Then I went searching for birthday shit ie) shoes and a dress. I ended finding these sexy-ass shoes that I TOTALLY LOVE. So I'm stoked, I'm gonna look hot in Vegas (in one week) I also tried on about 20 things from Urban Outfitters and nothing looked good on me, they are officially going down the shit hole. Good luck staying in business, my friend. I did buy a shirt though, but I dunno if I will wear it in Veg-ass... Czech out tha' new shoez:


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DASSS RIGHT. I'm super excited for Veg-ass.

Also after Da-Lovely roommate, Paige, was off werk we went to McDonald's for some Shamrock Shakes. Fuck Yeah. The only REAL way to celebrate an Irish Holiday. And for the rest of my night I drank a fawdie, iced some bros, and drunk facebooked. I gotta say this was a good Saint Patrick's Day. Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig!

PS- In my drunken state I made Dave Franco my backround image on my laptop. The best part is... I'm borrowing my dad's laptop cause my screen is getting fixed. Sorry dad! (or you're welcome) also I'll probably forget about this in the morning, pleasant surprise? Yussss.

Indulging in some FRANCO

I can't help myself, I have a bit of an obsessive personality but usually I get obsessed with bands... now its the Francos. I always knew I liked James Franco, ever since the Freaks and Geaks days. Now he may be a bit too productive for my taste but whatever. The more I read about him the more I like him... then one fine day I found out that HE IS A CAT PERSON. I swear I have some sort of gay-dar except its for cat people. I'm not going to lie, once I find out if someone likes cats they instantly get a gold star in my book. I can't help it. Don't judge me... actually go ahead cause I've probably judged you based on your opinion of cats. Anyways, I found out James Franco was a cat person when I watched Acting with James Franco, for you ignorant non-Francophiles (heh heh) here is the illuminating video:

Acting With James Franco Episode 1: "Sense Memory" from James Franco

This video not only introduced me to James Franco's love of cats, it also introduced me to the yummy Dave Franco, AND YES I REALIZED HE PLAYED GREG (THE SOCCER PLAYER WHO PEED HIMSELF WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER) FROM SUPERBAD. This lead me to finding out that Dave Franco, the less productive brother in comparison, also has a cat problem. check it:

Catblock (The Ultimate Co%kblock) from Toph Eggers

Seriously, I need to be part of this family. Or at least, I think we would all get along pretty well. Now that I have explained the background info I can get to what I actually wanted to post. CHECK WHAT JAMES FRANCO POSTED ON HIS TWITTER TODAY ENTITLED "CAT NAP":


I am jealous, I wish I had some kitties to nap with (with me up in Santa Barbara, I have cats back at home in San Clemente)... But seriously, this is how I know James Franco is a good person... Also his twitter profile picture is:


WHAT A MAN.


AAAAAAAAND since I'm being a tad bit indulgent, Ima gonna post this new "supervideo" (music video) featuring Dave Franco. Warning: It's cute, It's sad, and the song is mighty catchy. ENJOY. :D

MTV Shows

Now I leave you with glamour shots of my cats back at home


Simba


and Luna



k, I'm done now. Thanks for reading... if you actually did.