Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Can you say SEXY (x1000)?



Tyler Shields, you my friend have created a masterpiece of sexiness! This video, which seems to be a compilations of different video shoots including many extremely attractive celebrities and models, really caught my attention. It might be partially due to the fact that "All I Need" by Radiohead is quite possibly my favorite song in existence (I know, this is a strong claim to make, but I know what I am saying... I mean come on, its Radiohead). But in reality the rawness of the image really what has me interested, I'm not quite sure how to describe the quality of the image other than the word "raw". The image is crisp for the most part, but it doesn't quite have that professional feel to it and in this case I think it completely works, it makes the viewer feel as if they are right there in the same space as the subjects. Kudos Mr. Shields for giving me something worth writing about (since I haven't updated in a while).

After watching this video I was extremely intrigued in what other work Shields has done. So I read his wiki page and checked out his website. Here are some of my favorite photos of his I found, which are all rather sexy, of course:












This man is also a bit crazy and decided to stay awake for 40 days, 968 consecutive hours, in November of 2010. Sadly "Guinness World Records officials say they won't recognize his stunt because it's so difficult to prove and so dangerous to try, Shields believes he more than doubled existing sleep-related records." (AOL News) He also said "Would I advise anyone to do it? No, I wouldn't. Would I do it again? No, I won't break my own record. But I think it's pretty awesome."

This guy is way too cool, end of story.
Check out his website and portfolio: TylerShields.com
Every photo oozes sex, its brilliant.

Monday, May 16, 2011

The Beginning of Some Scary Internet Relations

Have you ever wanted to make out with that anonymous guy or girl you met on WoW? Or maybe some hottie you came across on Chat Roulette?

Yeah... me neither. But that doesn't mean that some people haven't.

Check out this bro who has invented a device so you can MAKE OUT with people over the internet. NO JOKE!


The Awesome Blog.net explains that "you put a straw in your mouth that’s attached to a box connected to the interwebs. Then, roll that straw around with your tongue and your lucky someone somewhere else on the planet feels that sensation from a straw in their mouth attached to a box connected to the interwebs."

This sounds so unsexy to me... And really, I can't imagine it actually feeling like making out. Can you imagine what other kind of touch transmission devices are going to be invented now?! People will literally be putting their dicks into boxes! No one will ever leave their house! Think of all the people who find "true love" on the internet, now people are going to be finding hook-up buddies?! THAT THEY NEVER MEET IN PERSON?!

I mean pretty soon there is gonna be the iHorny or the iWantSex. I can just imagine Apple vs Windows competing for sex utensils for the internet. I'm seriously scared for humanity.

But maybe... on the bright side STDs won't be an issue, right?