May the 4th be with You

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!


I wish I planned ahead, I realized that I don't own a Star Wars t-shirt or anything. FAIL on my part, but trust me this weekend I will be finding myself some Star Wars gear and I will celebrate a couple days late or something. Maybe I will wear the shirt everyday for a year to make up for it (just kidding). Anyways, as a legit way to makeup for my lack of Star Wars clothing I've included some cool Star Wars related shit in this post. ENJOY :)

DISCLAIMER: I apologize for the image overload on this post, but they are all so great I honestly could not have chosen fewer photos.


One day when I was in High School I had a Star Wars marathon with my friend, Aliki, who LOVES Star Wars. She happened to own this cookbook so in between movies we made different recipes. We made some Yoda Soda, Greedo's Burritos, and R2-D2 Treats. Shit was tasty, but I think Aliki learned that I should be in the kitchen, because I almost fucked up the R2-D2 Treats big time. Buy the book here.


Here is a fabulous quote found on one of my favorite blogs:
‎"Last Thursday I went to McDonald's wearing a Darth Vader costume and bought ice cream. It was pretty quiet when I came in and the guy at the counter laughed out loud. Then I went out in the sun, I sat in the park and felt happy."
(via Niotillfem)

Wanna see some dogs dressed as Star Wars characters?
It doesn't matter I'm going to show you anyways... I'm also gonna add in some fun cat shit too. BECAUSE I LOVE CATS
















(Original links: dog images and cat images)


and of course we need to finish it off with some gratuitous Megan Fox... You're welcome, and May the 4th be with you!

ST. PATTY'S DAY

Okay so I'm a little bit drunk, but as I was laying my head down on my pillow to rest for the night I remembered that I wanted to make a Saint Patrick's Day post. And I deserve to because I am IRISH. Seriously, my mom's maiden name is McCormack! So here it is, as drunk as it should be. ;)

So last night I watched Leprechaun 5:In tha Hood with a couple of my friends. I gotta say this is a BAD FUCKING ASS movie. The Leprechaun speaks in rhymes the whole time, he smokes weed, he fucks shit up, he is my hero.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX0qvCEcTWw (sorry, it won't let me embed it)

I gotta say, so many quotable lines that I will be using the rest of my life.

• "We're like Robin Hood, cept we robbin' tha hood"
• "Curious aroma... tha BOMB??? , aaaah tha bomb: a friend with weed is a friend indeed. But a friend with gold is the best I'm told"
• "Chow get down hard with his funky self.... Chow has the music in ME!"

I mean maybe, JUST MAYBE, I should have watched the first 4 before I watched the 5 sequel, but oh-fucking-well. I mean Ice-T stars in this movie, and he is basically a family friend 'cause my dad took photographs of him in the 80s (maybe 90s). Anyways, fo'reals in my house we have a gold record of Ice-T's hanging for errrrbody to see.THATS HOW BAD-ASS MY FAMILY IS. BUUUUUUT now all I want to see is Leprechaun 6:BACK IN THA HOOD.

So to celebrate today I made people coffee, cause some unfortunate fuckers still have finals (may the lord be with you) then I FINALLY got my eyebrows DID, I officially look like a human being again. Then I went searching for birthday shit ie) shoes and a dress. I ended finding these sexy-ass shoes that I TOTALLY LOVE. So I'm stoked, I'm gonna look hot in Vegas (in one week) I also tried on about 20 things from Urban Outfitters and nothing looked good on me, they are officially going down the shit hole. Good luck staying in business, my friend. I did buy a shirt though, but I dunno if I will wear it in Veg-ass... Czech out tha' new shoez:


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DASSS RIGHT. I'm super excited for Veg-ass.

Also after Da-Lovely roommate, Paige, was off werk we went to McDonald's for some Shamrock Shakes. Fuck Yeah. The only REAL way to celebrate an Irish Holiday. And for the rest of my night I drank a fawdie, iced some bros, and drunk facebooked. I gotta say this was a good Saint Patrick's Day. Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig!

PS- In my drunken state I made Dave Franco my backround image on my laptop. The best part is... I'm borrowing my dad's laptop cause my screen is getting fixed. Sorry dad! (or you're welcome) also I'll probably forget about this in the morning, pleasant surprise? Yussss.