Shit I Sometimes Say? ... Shit

 Although my main thing is always ask people to hold stuff for me because my hands are always full. :/

 "Can you hold this for a second? Thanks"

 Oh and I also say twinzies quite often too, but kind of as a joke? Not sure... This video is making me rethink my existence as a girl.

Modern Day Sid and Nancy in Rihanna's "We Found Love" Music Video

 Ah, this video just reminds me of Sid and Nancy (screen shots below). If anyone hasn't seen the movie, you definitely should.

Also, anyone find it a bit odd/funny that the guy has bleached blonde hair like Chris Brown does? HAAAAA, awkward? Comment on their relationship? I think so.

Anyways this video is hot, Rihanna is hot, the dude in it is hot, and it is very visually pleasing with fireworks, sparklers, projections on the wall over Rihanna, etc... I'm a fan.

On to Sid and Nancy Screen Shots! Why? ... Why not?!

(btw these are screen shots I did myself, so don't steal please)

Every Now and Then

 Wherever you stop along the way 

 I hope the wind blows you back into my life

Ryan Gosling Saves the Day with his Beauty... or his Biceps

Just an average day in NYC, two men fighting in the street over a painting? Okay okay thats a little weird, but its NYC so there's gonna be some weirdos. I love how the girl filming asks "is this really happening?" BEFORE RYAN GOSLING AND HIS BICEPS SHOW UP! Then seriously, out-of-fucking-nowhere a man wearing a blue baseball cap and a blue and white striped tank worn specifically to show off his gleeming arm muscles. OHAI thats Ryan Gosling. One of the girls on recording the thing states "You know who that is, right?... thats the guy from the movie...The Notebook" then the other one freaks out, its beautiful. Maybe then she realized her video would be a youtube gem. Well, maybe not a gem, but TMZ and other news sites have used it. Pretty baller if you ask me... Maybe I'll start a fight with someone in the street next time I'm in NYC and hope for some dashing celebrity to come cool me down. HEH HEH HEH. I am so sneaky... but seriously.



TIME states "It's not enough that Ryan Gosling is appearing in almost every movie hitting theaters this year, now he's turning up in amateur videos of street fights." [Link] Hahaha!

The NY Daily News also makes a clever remark "When he's not bringing peace to the New York streets, the actor has been spending his time upstate filming 'The Place Beyond The Pines.'" [Link]

Several other sites, have referred to this occurrence as "Ryan Gosling Breaks Up Street Fight with Biceps of Peace". [Link] Bloody Brilliant.

Anyways, sorry I'm a little late on the bandwagon to blog about this, but I've had other shit to do. :)

And while we are on the topic of RyGos and him being a sweetheart saving the day, lets check him out being in asshole in the new clip released for George Clooney's The Ides of March... Every girl loves an asshole, or maybe the phrase is every girl loves Ryan Gosling.

Would it be safe to jump rope with a live electrical wire?

Tom Waits, you are pretty baller.

Can you say SEXY (x1000)?

Tyler Shields, you my friend have created a masterpiece of sexiness! This video, which seems to be a compilations of different video shoots including many extremely attractive celebrities and models, really caught my attention. It might be partially due to the fact that "All I Need" by Radiohead is quite possibly my favorite song in existence (I know, this is a strong claim to make, but I know what I am saying... I mean come on, its Radiohead). But in reality the rawness of the image really what has me interested, I'm not quite sure how to describe the quality of the image other than the word "raw". The image is crisp for the most part, but it doesn't quite have that professional feel to it and in this case I think it completely works, it makes the viewer feel as if they are right there in the same space as the subjects. Kudos Mr. Shields for giving me something worth writing about (since I haven't updated in a while).

After watching this video I was extremely intrigued in what other work Shields has done. So I read his wiki page and checked out his website. Here are some of my favorite photos of his I found, which are all rather sexy, of course:












This man is also a bit crazy and decided to stay awake for 40 days, 968 consecutive hours, in November of 2010. Sadly "Guinness World Records officials say they won't recognize his stunt because it's so difficult to prove and so dangerous to try, Shields believes he more than doubled existing sleep-related records." (AOL News) He also said "Would I advise anyone to do it? No, I wouldn't. Would I do it again? No, I won't break my own record. But I think it's pretty awesome."

This guy is way too cool, end of story.
Check out his website and portfolio: TylerShields.com
Every photo oozes sex, its brilliant.

The Beginning of Some Scary Internet Relations

Have you ever wanted to make out with that anonymous guy or girl you met on WoW? Or maybe some hottie you came across on Chat Roulette?

Yeah... me neither. But that doesn't mean that some people haven't.

Check out this bro who has invented a device so you can MAKE OUT with people over the internet. NO JOKE!


The Awesome Blog.net explains that "you put a straw in your mouth that’s attached to a box connected to the interwebs. Then, roll that straw around with your tongue and your lucky someone somewhere else on the planet feels that sensation from a straw in their mouth attached to a box connected to the interwebs."

This sounds so unsexy to me... And really, I can't imagine it actually feeling like making out. Can you imagine what other kind of touch transmission devices are going to be invented now?! People will literally be putting their dicks into boxes! No one will ever leave their house! Think of all the people who find "true love" on the internet, now people are going to be finding hook-up buddies?! THAT THEY NEVER MEET IN PERSON?!

I mean pretty soon there is gonna be the iHorny or the iWantSex. I can just imagine Apple vs Windows competing for sex utensils for the internet. I'm seriously scared for humanity.

But maybe... on the bright side STDs won't be an issue, right?