Would it be safe to jump rope with a live electrical wire?

Tom Waits, you are pretty baller.

May the 4th be with You

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!


I wish I planned ahead, I realized that I don't own a Star Wars t-shirt or anything. FAIL on my part, but trust me this weekend I will be finding myself some Star Wars gear and I will celebrate a couple days late or something. Maybe I will wear the shirt everyday for a year to make up for it (just kidding). Anyways, as a legit way to makeup for my lack of Star Wars clothing I've included some cool Star Wars related shit in this post. ENJOY :)

DISCLAIMER: I apologize for the image overload on this post, but they are all so great I honestly could not have chosen fewer photos.


One day when I was in High School I had a Star Wars marathon with my friend, Aliki, who LOVES Star Wars. She happened to own this cookbook so in between movies we made different recipes. We made some Yoda Soda, Greedo's Burritos, and R2-D2 Treats. Shit was tasty, but I think Aliki learned that I should be in the kitchen, because I almost fucked up the R2-D2 Treats big time. Buy the book here.


Here is a fabulous quote found on one of my favorite blogs:
‎"Last Thursday I went to McDonald's wearing a Darth Vader costume and bought ice cream. It was pretty quiet when I came in and the guy at the counter laughed out loud. Then I went out in the sun, I sat in the park and felt happy."
(via Niotillfem)

Wanna see some dogs dressed as Star Wars characters?
It doesn't matter I'm going to show you anyways... I'm also gonna add in some fun cat shit too. BECAUSE I LOVE CATS
















(Original links: dog images and cat images)


and of course we need to finish it off with some gratuitous Megan Fox... You're welcome, and May the 4th be with you!

DEAD

For anyone who missed President Obama's speech earlier about the death of Osama Bin Laden

also, the newest addition to Twitter:


Man, if they could get that shit "verified" I would laugh so hard


(Images via The Daily What)


... Anyways as many have said today, AMURICAH FUCK YAH!

(I picked the sparkliest flag I could find)

America in Stereotypes

I LOVE THIS
disclaimer: I did not create this beautiful piece of art



Maybe it is because I am an ignorant Californian or maybe it is because I secretly love stereotypes, without them humor would be less vulgar and probably less personal/more personal. Yes, I meant to say both. Think about it, actually I'll tell you (for fear of being misunderstood) less personal because you wouldn't be able to group together people to classify them and more personal because jokes would probably pin point people, which they can do now. But I personally think its funny to make fun or poke fun at an entire stereotype.

The artist writes"'America in my book' is an illustration of the United States, based on silly (and I might add ignorant) stereotypes through the eyes of a Californian (me)." I say HIGH-FIVE gurl, if you are reading this you should make one specifically for the state of California. CAN YOU IMAGINE? Nor-Cal vs So-Cal.... SO GOOD.

you can buy this print here on Etsy