Have you ever wanted to make out with that anonymous guy or girl you met on WoW? Or maybe some hottie you came across on Chat Roulette?
Yeah... me neither. But that doesn't mean that some people haven't.
Check out this bro who has invented a device so you can MAKE OUT with people over the internet. NO JOKE!
The Awesome Blog.net explains that "you put a straw in your mouth that’s attached to a box connected to the interwebs. Then, roll that straw around with your tongue and your lucky someone somewhere else on the planet feels that sensation from a straw in their mouth attached to a box connected to the interwebs."
This sounds so unsexy to me... And really, I can't imagine it actually feeling like making out. Can you imagine what other kind of touch transmission devices are going to be invented now?! People will literally be putting their dicks into boxes! No one will ever leave their house! Think of all the people who find "true love" on the internet, now people are going to be finding hook-up buddies?! THAT THEY NEVER MEET IN PERSON?!
I mean pretty soon there is gonna be the iHorny or the iWantSex. I can just imagine Apple vs Windows competing for sex utensils for the internet. I'm seriously scared for humanity.
But maybe... on the bright side STDs won't be an issue, right?
Monday, May 16, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
May the 4th be with You
I wish I planned ahead, I realized that I don't own a Star Wars t-shirt or anything. FAIL on my part, but trust me this weekend I will be finding myself some Star Wars gear and I will celebrate a couple days late or something. Maybe I will wear the shirt everyday for a year to make up for it (just kidding). Anyways, as a legit way to makeup for my lack of Star Wars clothing I've included some cool Star Wars related shit in this post. ENJOY :)
DISCLAIMER: I apologize for the image overload on this post, but they are all so great I honestly could not have chosen fewer photos.
One day when I was in High School I had a Star Wars marathon with my friend, Aliki, who LOVES Star Wars. She happened to own this cookbook so in between movies we made different recipes. We made some Yoda Soda, Greedo's Burritos, and R2-D2 Treats. Shit was tasty, but I think Aliki learned that I should be in the kitchen, because I almost fucked up the R2-D2 Treats big time. Buy the book here.
Here is a fabulous quote found on one of my favorite blogs:
"Last Thursday I went to McDonald's wearing a Darth Vader costume and bought ice cream. It was pretty quiet when I came in and the guy at the counter laughed out loud. Then I went out in the sun, I sat in the park and felt happy."
(via Niotillfem)
Wanna see some dogs dressed as Star Wars characters?
It doesn't matter I'm going to show you anyways... I'm also gonna add in some fun cat shit too. BECAUSE I LOVE CATS
(Original links: dog images and cat images)
and of course we need to finish it off with some gratuitous Megan Fox... You're welcome, and May the 4th be with you!
Monday, May 2, 2011
DEAD
For anyone who missed President Obama's speech earlier about the death of Osama Bin Laden
also, the newest addition to Twitter:
Man, if they could get that shit "verified" I would laugh so hard
(Images via The Daily What)
... Anyways as many have said today, AMURICAH FUCK YAH!
(I picked the sparkliest flag I could find)
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