Shit I Sometimes Say? ... Shit

 Although my main thing is always ask people to hold stuff for me because my hands are always full. :/

 "Can you hold this for a second? Thanks"

 Oh and I also say twinzies quite often too, but kind of as a joke? Not sure... This video is making me rethink my existence as a girl.

Modern Day Sid and Nancy in Rihanna's "We Found Love" Music Video

 Ah, this video just reminds me of Sid and Nancy (screen shots below). If anyone hasn't seen the movie, you definitely should.

Also, anyone find it a bit odd/funny that the guy has bleached blonde hair like Chris Brown does? HAAAAA, awkward? Comment on their relationship? I think so.

Anyways this video is hot, Rihanna is hot, the dude in it is hot, and it is very visually pleasing with fireworks, sparklers, projections on the wall over Rihanna, etc... I'm a fan.

On to Sid and Nancy Screen Shots! Why? ... Why not?!

(btw these are screen shots I did myself, so don't steal please)

Every Now and Then

 Wherever you stop along the way 

 I hope the wind blows you back into my life

Ryan Gosling Saves the Day with his Beauty... or his Biceps

Just an average day in NYC, two men fighting in the street over a painting? Okay okay thats a little weird, but its NYC so there's gonna be some weirdos. I love how the girl filming asks "is this really happening?" BEFORE RYAN GOSLING AND HIS BICEPS SHOW UP! Then seriously, out-of-fucking-nowhere a man wearing a blue baseball cap and a blue and white striped tank worn specifically to show off his gleeming arm muscles. OHAI thats Ryan Gosling. One of the girls on recording the thing states "You know who that is, right?... thats the guy from the movie...The Notebook" then the other one freaks out, its beautiful. Maybe then she realized her video would be a youtube gem. Well, maybe not a gem, but TMZ and other news sites have used it. Pretty baller if you ask me... Maybe I'll start a fight with someone in the street next time I'm in NYC and hope for some dashing celebrity to come cool me down. HEH HEH HEH. I am so sneaky... but seriously.



TIME states "It's not enough that Ryan Gosling is appearing in almost every movie hitting theaters this year, now he's turning up in amateur videos of street fights." [Link] Hahaha!

The NY Daily News also makes a clever remark "When he's not bringing peace to the New York streets, the actor has been spending his time upstate filming 'The Place Beyond The Pines.'" [Link]

Several other sites, have referred to this occurrence as "Ryan Gosling Breaks Up Street Fight with Biceps of Peace". [Link] Bloody Brilliant.

Anyways, sorry I'm a little late on the bandwagon to blog about this, but I've had other shit to do. :)

And while we are on the topic of RyGos and him being a sweetheart saving the day, lets check him out being in asshole in the new clip released for George Clooney's The Ides of March... Every girl loves an asshole, or maybe the phrase is every girl loves Ryan Gosling.

Would it be safe to jump rope with a live electrical wire?

Tom Waits, you are pretty baller.

Can you say SEXY (x1000)?

Tyler Shields, you my friend have created a masterpiece of sexiness! This video, which seems to be a compilations of different video shoots including many extremely attractive celebrities and models, really caught my attention. It might be partially due to the fact that "All I Need" by Radiohead is quite possibly my favorite song in existence (I know, this is a strong claim to make, but I know what I am saying... I mean come on, its Radiohead). But in reality the rawness of the image really what has me interested, I'm not quite sure how to describe the quality of the image other than the word "raw". The image is crisp for the most part, but it doesn't quite have that professional feel to it and in this case I think it completely works, it makes the viewer feel as if they are right there in the same space as the subjects. Kudos Mr. Shields for giving me something worth writing about (since I haven't updated in a while).

After watching this video I was extremely intrigued in what other work Shields has done. So I read his wiki page and checked out his website. Here are some of my favorite photos of his I found, which are all rather sexy, of course:












This man is also a bit crazy and decided to stay awake for 40 days, 968 consecutive hours, in November of 2010. Sadly "Guinness World Records officials say they won't recognize his stunt because it's so difficult to prove and so dangerous to try, Shields believes he more than doubled existing sleep-related records." (AOL News) He also said "Would I advise anyone to do it? No, I wouldn't. Would I do it again? No, I won't break my own record. But I think it's pretty awesome."

This guy is way too cool, end of story.
Check out his website and portfolio: TylerShields.com
Every photo oozes sex, its brilliant.

The Beginning of Some Scary Internet Relations

Have you ever wanted to make out with that anonymous guy or girl you met on WoW? Or maybe some hottie you came across on Chat Roulette?

Yeah... me neither. But that doesn't mean that some people haven't.

Check out this bro who has invented a device so you can MAKE OUT with people over the internet. NO JOKE!


The Awesome Blog.net explains that "you put a straw in your mouth that’s attached to a box connected to the interwebs. Then, roll that straw around with your tongue and your lucky someone somewhere else on the planet feels that sensation from a straw in their mouth attached to a box connected to the interwebs."

This sounds so unsexy to me... And really, I can't imagine it actually feeling like making out. Can you imagine what other kind of touch transmission devices are going to be invented now?! People will literally be putting their dicks into boxes! No one will ever leave their house! Think of all the people who find "true love" on the internet, now people are going to be finding hook-up buddies?! THAT THEY NEVER MEET IN PERSON?!

I mean pretty soon there is gonna be the iHorny or the iWantSex. I can just imagine Apple vs Windows competing for sex utensils for the internet. I'm seriously scared for humanity.

But maybe... on the bright side STDs won't be an issue, right?

May the 4th be with You

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!


I wish I planned ahead, I realized that I don't own a Star Wars t-shirt or anything. FAIL on my part, but trust me this weekend I will be finding myself some Star Wars gear and I will celebrate a couple days late or something. Maybe I will wear the shirt everyday for a year to make up for it (just kidding). Anyways, as a legit way to makeup for my lack of Star Wars clothing I've included some cool Star Wars related shit in this post. ENJOY :)

DISCLAIMER: I apologize for the image overload on this post, but they are all so great I honestly could not have chosen fewer photos.


One day when I was in High School I had a Star Wars marathon with my friend, Aliki, who LOVES Star Wars. She happened to own this cookbook so in between movies we made different recipes. We made some Yoda Soda, Greedo's Burritos, and R2-D2 Treats. Shit was tasty, but I think Aliki learned that I should be in the kitchen, because I almost fucked up the R2-D2 Treats big time. Buy the book here.


Here is a fabulous quote found on one of my favorite blogs:
‎"Last Thursday I went to McDonald's wearing a Darth Vader costume and bought ice cream. It was pretty quiet when I came in and the guy at the counter laughed out loud. Then I went out in the sun, I sat in the park and felt happy."
(via Niotillfem)

Wanna see some dogs dressed as Star Wars characters?
It doesn't matter I'm going to show you anyways... I'm also gonna add in some fun cat shit too. BECAUSE I LOVE CATS
















(Original links: dog images and cat images)


and of course we need to finish it off with some gratuitous Megan Fox... You're welcome, and May the 4th be with you!

DEAD

For anyone who missed President Obama's speech earlier about the death of Osama Bin Laden

also, the newest addition to Twitter:


Man, if they could get that shit "verified" I would laugh so hard


(Images via The Daily What)


... Anyways as many have said today, AMURICAH FUCK YAH!

(I picked the sparkliest flag I could find)

Bizness

So my fabulous friend Michelle sent me this music video tonight. It's Tune-Yards' song "Bizness". Once again I found myself wishing I was as bad ass as a kid (the previous instance was with Willow Smith). Anyways, I think I found my tribe and/or cult if I were to have one (and if the people in this video actually were apart of a tribe/cult). I constantly wonder what I'm going to do with my life after college, and this is it. I'm going to wear face paint and make weird faces. I already love doing these two things so why didn't I realize this sooner. Oh and I also love dancing weird and staccato-like, OH AND FREEZING TIME...

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the video as much as I did.


... On a completely separate side-note (that might be overly redundant) ha! ... I had a machete named after me tonight. THANK YOU STEPHEN CODEKAS FOR MAKING MY DREAMS COME TRUE.


UPDATE:

What did I get myself into?

Cat's in the Bag?

THIS CAT
OMG, is it real? Why does it look so weird? Why does it look like it just saw a ghost? I am SO intrigued.

This image makes me think of some crazy lady who carries around her dead cat because she thinks its still alive. Doesn't something like that happen in some movie?

Anyways, I wish I was COOL enough to carry around my pet cat... Too bad my cats are each 20lbs and live in Orange County while I'm in Santa Barbara :( I can't imagine a cat that would be chill enough to just sit in a purse all day, mine would flip a bitch, they would freak the fuck out, they would NOT be okay with it. Thats why I've come to the conclusion that this cat is dead. Aggggh so creepy! Aaaaand the girl's facial expressions are so plain and normal. I feel like this is one of those photos where its stating "You can't judge a book by its cover" ie) these girls may look sweet and normal, BUT THEY AREN'T! They are psycho and carry around their dead pets, and are friends with dead people.

Thanks for listening to...errrr reading my rant

photo taken from Terry Richardson's Blog

Wear an Ear Condom Next Time

As I write this I am listening to Judas by Lady Gaga for the first time. I have to say its catchy I really like the song, I like the "ahhh-AAAAHH-aaaah" part right before the chorus, listen to the song and you will know what I mean. It is reminiscent of Bad Romance, but I'm not sold on the chorus. I feel like it goes from an edgy song, to the familiar pop chorus. However, I still know that after many listens I will be in love with this song. Also I can't wait for the music video for this song there is going to be some great religious iconography mixed with some controversy. When I think about it "music video" might be the wrong term for the short-music-inspired films Lady Gaga creates.

The song has a creepy undertone, which I'm a fan of. If anyone knows me they can attest I LOVE CREEPY.

Okay so the song just ended, and I love the ending. The line "JUD-AS-GAGA" is used repeatedly in the song, I usually think its weird when musicians use their own names in their songs ie) Sean Paul (who can't get enough of his own name) but Lady Gaga does it tastefully somehow. Maybe its because its not a "real" name, or maybe its because she usually shortens it to "Gaga"... whatever I like it.

Listen to it, give me your opinion if you feel like it. Enjoy.



UPDATE:
After 5 listens on itunes and reading through the lyrics I'M OBSESSED. I just bought the song on iTunes, and I never buy my music! (What?! I'm a poor college student)

I'm literally going to listen to this song on repeat all day as I flesh out my outline for my screenplay and drink coffee.
Also, I like the chorus now... maybe I'm crazy?

My favorite lines:
"Even after three times, he betrays me"

"I've learned our love is like a brick
build a house or sink a dead body"

"In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense
Judas kiss me if offenced, or wear an ear condom next time"

OH THE CHORUS HAS GROWN ON ME: "I'm just a holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel"

GAAAAAH I LOVE IT, LADY GAGA IS MY SAVIOR



UPDATE #2: ... I wasn't kidding


http://www.last.fm/user/pandarexia

iPhone

I dropped my Blackberry about a month ago and it somehow broke the audio and messed up the operating system so that the camera application wouldn't open. I could make calls, I just couldn't hear people on the other end. Its awkward having a one way conversation. I couldn't take photos (this really killed me).

I've never actually broken a phone completely though. I dropped my first Blackberry in the jacuzzi... but that thing still works today. Its a little fucked up but it works better than my second Blackberry.

Today I made the switch. After a whole month of torture being unable to call my family and my friends; always having to ask others to borrow their phone so I could call; being limited to texting loooong ass stories; I finally made the switch. I walked into AT&T with the intention of completing a mission. My upgrade wasn't for another two weeks, but I showed them who was boss. I said, "Give me the latest and greatest iPhone, bitch" And my wish was their command.

I am happy again. I was born and raised an Apple girl, and I am back in the comfort of my homeland. I tested the waters with a Windows computer, I tried out the Blackberry phones, but here I am back in the warm embrace of Steve Jobs.

America in Stereotypes

I LOVE THIS
disclaimer: I did not create this beautiful piece of art



Maybe it is because I am an ignorant Californian or maybe it is because I secretly love stereotypes, without them humor would be less vulgar and probably less personal/more personal. Yes, I meant to say both. Think about it, actually I'll tell you (for fear of being misunderstood) less personal because you wouldn't be able to group together people to classify them and more personal because jokes would probably pin point people, which they can do now. But I personally think its funny to make fun or poke fun at an entire stereotype.

The artist writes"'America in my book' is an illustration of the United States, based on silly (and I might add ignorant) stereotypes through the eyes of a Californian (me)." I say HIGH-FIVE gurl, if you are reading this you should make one specifically for the state of California. CAN YOU IMAGINE? Nor-Cal vs So-Cal.... SO GOOD.

you can buy this print here on Etsy

WTF James Franco

I want to know what's going on here, especially since the following pictures posted by James include naked women covered in blood with swords. View the rest of the photos here

UPDATE: I guess I should of watched the videos he has been posting too:

James Franco on WhoSay

UPDATE #2: Thanks for deleting the image and video, James Franco. Way to make this blog entry meaningless. For those of you who did not see the image here is a tiny thumbnail that saved on my facebook page, sorry I didn't screencap the image. I guess I learned don't trust James Franco, or maybe it was his PR people. Hmmm... I hope I don't get in trouble for posting the thumbnail.


Update #3: I found a larger image, and replaced the non-working image. Take that! haha

ST. PATTY'S DAY

Okay so I'm a little bit drunk, but as I was laying my head down on my pillow to rest for the night I remembered that I wanted to make a Saint Patrick's Day post. And I deserve to because I am IRISH. Seriously, my mom's maiden name is McCormack! So here it is, as drunk as it should be. ;)

So last night I watched Leprechaun 5:In tha Hood with a couple of my friends. I gotta say this is a BAD FUCKING ASS movie. The Leprechaun speaks in rhymes the whole time, he smokes weed, he fucks shit up, he is my hero.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX0qvCEcTWw (sorry, it won't let me embed it)

I gotta say, so many quotable lines that I will be using the rest of my life.

• "We're like Robin Hood, cept we robbin' tha hood"
• "Curious aroma... tha BOMB??? , aaaah tha bomb: a friend with weed is a friend indeed. But a friend with gold is the best I'm told"
• "Chow get down hard with his funky self.... Chow has the music in ME!"

I mean maybe, JUST MAYBE, I should have watched the first 4 before I watched the 5 sequel, but oh-fucking-well. I mean Ice-T stars in this movie, and he is basically a family friend 'cause my dad took photographs of him in the 80s (maybe 90s). Anyways, fo'reals in my house we have a gold record of Ice-T's hanging for errrrbody to see.THATS HOW BAD-ASS MY FAMILY IS. BUUUUUUT now all I want to see is Leprechaun 6:BACK IN THA HOOD.

So to celebrate today I made people coffee, cause some unfortunate fuckers still have finals (may the lord be with you) then I FINALLY got my eyebrows DID, I officially look like a human being again. Then I went searching for birthday shit ie) shoes and a dress. I ended finding these sexy-ass shoes that I TOTALLY LOVE. So I'm stoked, I'm gonna look hot in Vegas (in one week) I also tried on about 20 things from Urban Outfitters and nothing looked good on me, they are officially going down the shit hole. Good luck staying in business, my friend. I did buy a shirt though, but I dunno if I will wear it in Veg-ass... Czech out tha' new shoez:


&



DASSS RIGHT. I'm super excited for Veg-ass.

Also after Da-Lovely roommate, Paige, was off werk we went to McDonald's for some Shamrock Shakes. Fuck Yeah. The only REAL way to celebrate an Irish Holiday. And for the rest of my night I drank a fawdie, iced some bros, and drunk facebooked. I gotta say this was a good Saint Patrick's Day. Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig!

PS- In my drunken state I made Dave Franco my backround image on my laptop. The best part is... I'm borrowing my dad's laptop cause my screen is getting fixed. Sorry dad! (or you're welcome) also I'll probably forget about this in the morning, pleasant surprise? Yussss.