You're Just too Good to Be True

James Franco getting a twitter/facebook was the worst/best thing that ever happened.

Paige, my lovely roommate, has to deal with me always saying "Oh man, you have to see this" a month ago this was usually referring to YouTube videos with cats in them, but ever since James Franco began posting photos and videos I am now usually referring to him. I HAVE REPLACED CATS WITH JAMES FRANCO. This is no bueno... cats should always come first. The worst part is sometimes the two collide, then SHIT GETS REAL. I'm beginning to think I should just change this blog to be only about me and James Franco, then it would be a little more focused than me just blogging about random shit (but mostly James Franco) ... oh well. World, you're just gonna have to deal.

Now onto the point of the entry. James Franco posts this video of him humming and then singing along to Frankie Valli's "Can't Take My Eyes Off You". Although he is basically asleep, it's still adorable. Why? Because he is James Franco

James Franco on WhoSay

So after I watched that, I OF COURSE thought of Heath Ledger's rendition of the song from 10 Things I Hate About You (my favorite rom-com in existence)... For your viewing pleasure here is the late and great Heath Ledger stealing every woman's heart... probably a couple guy's hearts as well.


After watching this video, I thought to myself (and out loud to my roommate). What if someone actually did this for me? ... Well I would have to say if you aren't Heath Ledger, or a Franco, (which you probably aren't since Heath is dead and no Franco is reading my blog. No one reads my blog let alone a Franco. Aaaand lets be honest for at least one second: no Franco would do this for me even if they were reading my blog. I may hope and dream, but it ain't gonna happen) don't do this. It will end up being creepy. I would be freaked out. Maybe thats just me and my commitment/relationship issues speaking. Don't get me wrong, I would be flattered, but seriously a whole band playing the song? I would feel obligated to date the person who did this for me, and lets be real this performance/display of affection could never be topped so just don't go there.

Okay, so I officially have "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" stuck in my head. Lets give Frankie Valli some credit for creating a song that I will probably be singing all week long, cause (secretly) I'm going to watch the James Franco video at least five more times in the next week, I may even have to watch 10 Things I Hate About You. I mean fuck it, its spring break I can do whatever I please and I happen to like watch attractive men sing (to me).

Here's the OG song:

Which I'm going to note that the video has 3,619 "Likes" and only 26 "Dislikes". You 26 weird-ass, dumb-ass, nasty-ass people who disliked this song can suck my cock, or whatever, basically you are dumb and I disapprove of your existence.

So basically ever since I watched the James Franco video I have been humming and singing this song all day. And as a joke (or for reals) I turned to Paige, my roommate (the lovely one), as I was dramatically belting the song and paused to say "I'm gonna sing this song at my wedding" the look she gave me was a mixture of pure horror and slight disgust, so I think all systems-a-go for the day I actually decide to settle down and get married. I'll most likely be drunk, or at least drinking, so why not? I hope some police chase after me and try to escort me from my own wedding. That would be YouTube GOLD. Gimme 10 years. YouTube, if you're still around you better be ready for this.

Last thing I have to say: Muse covered this song too?!


I just started singing the song again and this is the response I get "I'm going go to bed before I punch you" -Paige Smith

YOU'RE SO HOT

The video speaks for itself.

You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco from Dave Franco

and if anyone has the connections to hook me up with Dave Franco... I wouldn't mind if you made that happen.

Lady Gaga Bein' All Sweet

At a recent show (about a week ago) in Toronto, Lady Gaga sang "Born this Way" with 10 year old Maria Aragon, a youtube sensation who recently covered Gaga. This is absolutely adorable and shows just how big the Lady's heart is and how she genuinely loves her fans. She realizes she wouldn't be anything with out her fans and pays her respect to them. I love Lady Gaga and everything she does. She rages, she fights for great causes, and she is an absolute sweetheart. Long live Lady Gaga.



Here is Maria's original video which she only posted on February 16th and now has over 20 million views!

LOL

It has just come to my attention that the image I posted on my last entry with James Franco napping with some kitties has been made into an awesome new image...



I hope this becomes a series

Indulging in some FRANCO

I can't help myself, I have a bit of an obsessive personality but usually I get obsessed with bands... now its the Francos. I always knew I liked James Franco, ever since the Freaks and Geaks days. Now he may be a bit too productive for my taste but whatever. The more I read about him the more I like him... then one fine day I found out that HE IS A CAT PERSON. I swear I have some sort of gay-dar except its for cat people. I'm not going to lie, once I find out if someone likes cats they instantly get a gold star in my book. I can't help it. Don't judge me... actually go ahead cause I've probably judged you based on your opinion of cats. Anyways, I found out James Franco was a cat person when I watched Acting with James Franco, for you ignorant non-Francophiles (heh heh) here is the illuminating video:

Acting With James Franco Episode 1: "Sense Memory" from James Franco

This video not only introduced me to James Franco's love of cats, it also introduced me to the yummy Dave Franco, AND YES I REALIZED HE PLAYED GREG (THE SOCCER PLAYER WHO PEED HIMSELF WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER) FROM SUPERBAD. This lead me to finding out that Dave Franco, the less productive brother in comparison, also has a cat problem. check it:

Catblock (The Ultimate Co%kblock) from Toph Eggers

Seriously, I need to be part of this family. Or at least, I think we would all get along pretty well. Now that I have explained the background info I can get to what I actually wanted to post. CHECK WHAT JAMES FRANCO POSTED ON HIS TWITTER TODAY ENTITLED "CAT NAP":


I am jealous, I wish I had some kitties to nap with (with me up in Santa Barbara, I have cats back at home in San Clemente)... But seriously, this is how I know James Franco is a good person... Also his twitter profile picture is:


WHAT A MAN.


AAAAAAAAND since I'm being a tad bit indulgent, Ima gonna post this new "supervideo" (music video) featuring Dave Franco. Warning: It's cute, It's sad, and the song is mighty catchy. ENJOY. :D

MTV Shows

Now I leave you with glamour shots of my cats back at home


Simba


and Luna



k, I'm done now. Thanks for reading... if you actually did.

PRETTY EPIC IF YOU ASK ME

I like it.

Sundance

Alright so I need to write this fast because either one of two will happen: 1) I will eat myself to death, I just ate a whole bag of Snapea Crisps and now I'm on the prowl for something else to munch on. 2) I will pass out, as I just took a melatonin pill to help me fall asleep in approximately 30 minutes.

Now down to the point. I was checking out IMDB.com the other day and they have a special Sundance Film Festival section, so I went to check it out and they had some images from the movies playing there so I picked out 5 that I would like to see when they hopefully and eventually make it so theaters. The 5th one I actually found just on Sundance's website.

1) The Future directed and written by Miranda July
"When a couple decides to adopt a stray cat their perspective on life changes radically, literally altering the course of time and space and testing their faith in each other and themselves." - IMDB.com
-Um, sounds adorable, and I just bought Miranda July's book "No One Belongs Here More Than You" so I was excited to see this on the website. I also need to netflix her first feature Me You and Everyone We Know if I am becoming her biggest fan (before I actually delve into her stuff)



2) My Idiot Brother
"A comedy centered on an idealist who barges into the lives of his three sisters." - IMDB.com
-This features Paul Rudd, among other stars, being what I assume the idiot brother. I love Paul Rudd therefore I will most likely love this movie.




3) Salvation Boulevard
"Set in the world of mega-churches in which a former Deadhead-turned-born again-Christian finds himself on the run from fundamentalist members of his mega-church who will do anything to protect their larger-than-life pastor." - IMDB.com
- Sounds epic and hilarious I love psycho over-the-top religious freaks, bring it on.



4) Martha Marcy May Marlene
"Haunted by painful memories and increasing paranoia, a damaged woman struggles to re-assimilate with her family after fleeing an abusive cult." - IMDB.com
-Sounds like a tough subject to make a film about, but I'm interested. Also the photos on IMDB are beautiful.



5) Another Happy Day directed and written by Sam Levinson
"A wedding at her parents' Annapolis estate hurls high-strung Lynn into the center of touchy family dynamics." - IMDB.com
- I watched this little video featuring Sam Levinson on Sundance's website and hearing him talk about his film made it sound pretty awesome. He says in this little video "I'm fascinated by communication and by the desire and the need to communicate and how often communication fails." Check out the video below: