Flash Mob Wedding?

As weird as this sounds its oddly touching and reminded me of the wedding where everyone danced to Chris Brown's "Forever".

Fan Mail

Fan Mail from Sean Christensen on Vimeo.

This video reminds me of my weird habit of saying that I'm gonna write people fan letters, and then I never do. I don't think I ever have... OH WAIT. I wrote Michael Phelps a fan letter. I wish I photocopied that shit, its probably pretty funny. And just to clear things up, I've been a HUGE Michael Phelps fan since his debut in the 2004 Summer Olympics. I was 14 at the time, and I got on a swim team right away in hopes of becoming an Olympic swimmer and meeting him (or something). Anyways I did NOT write this letter when I was 14 and I no longer swim on a team or anything, I did the team thing for a year or so. Anyways, right before the 2008 Summer Olympics my feelings about swimming and Michael Phelps came swarming back. I decided I needed to write him a letter before the Olympics started. So I did, this means I was 18. HAHA. I'm sure this letter was cheesy, and I was thinking about the same things Sean Christensen brings up in his film. Oh well. I asked for a signature at the end of my letter, and I waited, and waited for a long time. Then one day, last Fall (2009) I got a text from my mom telling me a got a letter in the mail from Michael Phelps. I was beyond stoked, I was at some dinner with my friends and I got so excited I almost cried (I'm such a weirdo). Anyways eventually when I made it home, I opened the letter and I received a generic letter and a post card size photo with a printed signature. Sad. I still love Michael Phelps, but I was kind of disappointed.

One of the fan letters I said I was going to send but never did was going to be to Hal Fishman from KTLA news. I seriously said this FOR YEARS. Every time my parents watched the 10pm news I would tell my parents I was going to send him a fan letter. I was going to write to him to inform of how intelligent I thought he was and how he should run for president because he seemed to know everything, and had a legit solution to the world's biggest problems. Sadly, I never got the opportunity to send this letter because he died in 2007. Which is why I decided to send Michael Phelps my fan mail in 2008. And seriously, I would nominate Hal Fishman to be president of the world. He was so great.

Dear LOVELINE with Mike and Dr. Drew,

actually let me readdress this letter/rant/complaint:

Dear Dumb Bitches who call in to Loveline,
Why must you all complain about not being able to orgasm during sex?! I rarely listen to Loveline, the only time I hear it is when I am driving home from work late at night or for some random reason am driving at night time. But let me tell you 5 out of the 6 times I have listened to Loveline I hear some "DB" complain about not being able to orgasm, and how she feels its ruining her relationship. THEN, I always get to listen to Mike and Dr. Drew explain "You know its very common that woman can't orgasm from just penetration alone, there must be clitoris stimulation." I HAVE HEARD THIS OVER AND OVER. So now I will ask you DBs WHY ON EARTH DO YOU CALL IN WITH OUT LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SHOW?! You must've heard it AT LEAST ONCE! AND I GUARANTEE YOU HEARD SOME OTHER DB COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SAME PROBLEM YOU HAVE. I swear, I'm under the impression that Loveline requires at least one woman to call in per night to complain about orgasm. Another point I would like to make, is HOW DO YOU WOMEN NOT KNOW THE ANSWER TO YOUR ORGASM PROBLEM?! COME ON. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY YOU ARE MAKING US LOOK BAD. And here is another question I have for you, why are you calling Loveline a talk show hosted by MEN for the answer to your body problems. YOU ARE DUMB. AND TO QUOTE ANTOINE DODSON "YOU ARE REALLY DUMB, FO'REAL". Get a new question, I'm sick of hearing the same thing over and over am losing faith in the female race as a result of this radio show.

Love,
Paulina


P.S. If you peeps have no idea what I'm talking about: http://www.lovelineshow.com/

Willow Smith is a BAD ASS

She's 9 and probably cooler than I will ever be.
I wish I was just cool enough to be in the music video, the toddler is even cooler than me.
I can't wait to see what other music/fashion choices flow from this young lady.

FAV FILM STILLS

So I'm a huge nerd when it comes to film stills, I follow a blog where people post film stills that they've captured on their computer. I love how each still is packed with loads of meaning and emotion whether the viewer has seen the film or not. I've always been interested in the phrase "that photo looks like a film still" (because I am interested in photography also) this is usually a compliment, and it must be because the images are so loaded. I've done my own captures of two films so far (I will post later) But I thought I would post my favorite images/captures that others have done.

Enjoy!

(100 points to whoever can name all the movies)

Rhino, Unicorn, Lover, Slave?

This is reason number 3 for why it would rule to date a unicorn.

Although, I'm not sure why they chose the relationship to be one of dating because I'm not so sure if this relationship would last due to the fact the unicorn is a bit treated like a slave, or a slightly abused pet. But then again, I'm sure many of us can think of couples where the relationship has one too many similarities to this unicorn/human affinity (some more metaphoric than others) Eh, who am I to judge, I would love to date a unicorn.

Check out the rest of the 9 reasons it would rule to date a unicorn: http://mingle2.com/dating/unicorn

Tribute to Salvador Dali

This is brilliant, I wish I thought of it.

This is also fabulous:

thanks to my friend Nikki who showed my this video :)