Showing posts with label Mike. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mike. Show all posts

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Dear LOVELINE with Mike and Dr. Drew,

actually let me readdress this letter/rant/complaint:

Dear Dumb Bitches who call in to Loveline,
Why must you all complain about not being able to orgasm during sex?! I rarely listen to Loveline, the only time I hear it is when I am driving home from work late at night or for some random reason am driving at night time. But let me tell you 5 out of the 6 times I have listened to Loveline I hear some "DB" complain about not being able to orgasm, and how she feels its ruining her relationship. THEN, I always get to listen to Mike and Dr. Drew explain "You know its very common that woman can't orgasm from just penetration alone, there must be clitoris stimulation." I HAVE HEARD THIS OVER AND OVER. So now I will ask you DBs WHY ON EARTH DO YOU CALL IN WITH OUT LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SHOW?! You must've heard it AT LEAST ONCE! AND I GUARANTEE YOU HEARD SOME OTHER DB COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SAME PROBLEM YOU HAVE. I swear, I'm under the impression that Loveline requires at least one woman to call in per night to complain about orgasm. Another point I would like to make, is HOW DO YOU WOMEN NOT KNOW THE ANSWER TO YOUR ORGASM PROBLEM?! COME ON. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY YOU ARE MAKING US LOOK BAD. And here is another question I have for you, why are you calling Loveline a talk show hosted by MEN for the answer to your body problems. YOU ARE DUMB. AND TO QUOTE ANTOINE DODSON "YOU ARE REALLY DUMB, FO'REAL". Get a new question, I'm sick of hearing the same thing over and over am losing faith in the female race as a result of this radio show.

Love,
Paulina


P.S. If you peeps have no idea what I'm talking about: http://www.lovelineshow.com/